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The Haltom City Speedball:

50% Red Bull

50% Forty Creek Whisky

Over Ice.

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The Night Stalker:

1.5oz of Jaegermeister

1.5oz of Nyquil

Don't forget to sign the waiver!

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The Retarded Samurai:

1 6oz magnum of Hot Sake

1 package of Thera-Flu

Heat sake to 110°, then mix in Thera-Flu

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Forty Creek and Ginger:

50% Forty Creek Whisky

50% Ginger Ale

Pour over ice

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Vanilla Coke:

50% Coca-Cola

50% Cheap-ass Vanilla Vodka

Mix with ice

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Fruity Russian Coke Dealer:

50% Coca-Cola

50% Monopalowa Vodka

Squeeze of Lemon

Mix with ice

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The Ruby Don't:

50% Ruby Red Grapefruit Juice

50% Monopalowa Vodka

Mix with ice

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Test Tube Baby:

1.5oz Banana Liqcour

.5oz Bailey's Irish Cream

Two tiny drops of Grenadine

Layer the Bailey's on top of the Banana Liqcour

Drop the Grenadine through the Bailey's

Serve to girls to get them loose

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The Tantric Gerbil:

12oz bottle of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale

1.5oz of Forty Creek Whisky

Fill shot glass with Forty Creek

Fill pint glass with Ale

Drop shot glass into pint glass

Drink fast

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The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse:

1oz Jaegermeister

1oz Rumplemintz

1oz Goldslager

1oz Bacardi 151

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The Miller Lite Tall Boy:

16oz Miller Lite

as many as you can druik!

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The Perfect Evening:

At least 1 six-pack of chilled Modelo Especial (with lime)

At least two 10/325mg Norco-Hydrocodone pills

At least 2 huge joints

The 4 hour porn DVD of your choice (maybe something with Grannies or Trannies)